Feb. 4th, 2008 08:34 pm
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From OKCupid user "stev1":
I am steven cole from the UK am half cast my mom is from West africa Nigeria so am right now in nigeria working.
my main reason in talking to you is that when i saw pic on the okcupid site it was so pleasant to me i believe we can make good make relationship and time progressing we can get married and come back to my father's region.
  I am 37 naver married still single because of my nature of job am working with nigeria national petrolium coperation NNPC am in involving in off shore and on shore i wish to stop here hope to hear from you email me direct to my box or my mobile number is +234 8077656877

My response:



Seriously guys.  i don't think i need to say anything else.  of COURSE it's a completely blank profile made yesterday.  based on the subject line with the first sentence, i was expecting to be reading one of those nigerian email scams where for a low low price of $39.95 for some bank fee, i would be able to arrange my own marriage and secure my financial future with the prince's second cousin's brother in law's bartender and his fortune from something.

Date: 2008-02-05 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...but your pic is so pleasant to me, i believe we can make good make relationship!

I can't *tell* you how many times I've used that line in bars. Wins every time!

Date: 2008-02-05 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oh man i didn't even catch that "make" repeat, i think i jumped ahead and stared in horror at the "get married and come back to my father's region" part

and now that i think about it, i really shouldn't have blocked him. i always want to play along with these kind of outrageous Are You Kidding Me situations just to see how far it can go, but my initial knee jerk reaction to shun is so strong i always forget i want to play the vapid hussy.

Date: 2008-02-05 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey, what's your profile name there anyway?

Date: 2008-02-05 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

i'm not very imaginative but apparantly no one else is either because that handle is always available!

Date: 2008-02-05 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
LOL oh i do so love 911 scams


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