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[sxxk1ttn]

chronologically it's from the bottom up. i am too lazy to edit it all pretty for you guy.
what can i say, i have a lab practical next week i need to study for  and then a midterm. i could use some LULzy email this weekend.


=====sxxk1ttn wrote=====
that's great, i'm actually in Italy RIGHT NOW.

where are you? we can get dinner maybe!


=====pjetro wrote=====
I must inform you that my company needs me to stay here for a bit
longer . Is there any chance you could come to ITALY???
here is my direct email conpromesso@hotmail.co.uk


=====sxxk1ttn wrote=====

oh my god wow that would be so great!!

=====pjetro wrote=====
Listen, I am comming to New York at the end of next month,and I
hope you would like to meet up with me??


=====sxxk1ttn wrote=====

only if you spell it correctly

=====pjetro wrote=====
WILL YOU BE MY VALANTINE??

Comments

[gitarkid.livejournal.com]

are you eventually gonna google some italian places near his hotel to meet up so he shows up and waits for 2 hours?

[sxxk1ttn.livejournal.com]

that's kinda sorta vaguely the idea.

although i suspect by how quickly this guy's story changed about being in new york, and then all of a sudden not that he will never allow himself to be pinned down to a date anyway.

i'm thinking this guy's angle is just knowing he can. he may even be trying to scam a mistress out of OKC behind the wife's back.

[sxxk1ttn.livejournal.com]

mostly, i was jsut going for mimicking the tone of any kind of obnoxious or stupid message.

so, the over eager, over genuine fools will get a foolishly over eagr and overgenuine response.

too stupid to realize it's stupid questions and comments will get too stupid to realize it's stupid replies.

nonsensical requests will get the same in turn.

etc

[lightcastle.livejournal.com]

That was funny. Did you keep it up?

[sxxk1ttn.livejournal.com]

my last reply to him was like Friday afternoon (thus making it friday evening for him, supposedly) about the dinner.

he JUST today/last night writes me back with 2 international phone #s talking about, oh yeah, are you near geneva (or something) i would love to get dinner.


until i got that, i was SURE i had gotten the radio silence all weekend because he was caught red-handed as being a fake, but apparantly not? maybe he enjoys the game of Who's The Better Liar?

i think i'm gonna make up something about being in prague now. he missed out.

[lightcastle.livejournal.com]

I need to find an internet idiot to play with. (I suppose it would mean cracking and putting up a profile on OKCupid, though.)

[sxxk1ttn.livejournal.com]

yahoo personals is even worse than CL for the dregs of humanity. though it's mostly bumbling harmless village idiots as opposed to mildly to moderately dangerous sickos.

[lightcastle.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord. I actually went on Yahoo personals back in 1998 when I was in DC. I did get one date out of it who wasn't crazy.