Jan. 5th, 2009

sxxk1ttn: (boobs)
Did you like what read?

That is exactly the subject line and entry to a message I got from some winner with a practically empty profile (and no pics!).  i checked it out because i found myself added to a favorites list and I like to see who i need to permanently block before things get too annoying.

As the glaring lack of grammar in the message reminded me of the hilarious "i accidentally an entire coke bottle..." yahoo questions brilliance, i decided i was going to respond to every message from this guy in form of a meme and see how long it would take for him to either pick up on the references and go away, or realize I was fucking with him and the messages were going nowhere that make sense. 


me: i accidentally a whole coke bottle?!
him: What did you do with a coke bottle? Something naughty?
me: i herd u liek mudkips.
him: A Pokemon character, I haven't watched that show in years. I had to google mudkips to find out what that was.
me: centipedes? in YOUR vagina? it's more likely than you think.
him: Centipedes in a vagina?? What kind of douche do you use to get them out?
me: yo dawg i herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.
him: A little too much BET, I see.  [STAY CLASSY BB!]
me:i can haz cheezburger.
him: You should try a turkey burger, red meat is not very healthy.
me: i'm in ur base killin ur d00dz.
him: My dudes don't do psychotherapy anymore.
ur doin it wrong )

me: i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.   [also, awesome Twilight themed snark that really makes it all OK- Growing Up Cullen.  I hate these books but between this and the recaps i've spent HOURS laughing with non-stop tears rolling down my face and i don't have to financially contribute to them!]
moar )



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