Thoughts on: LOL WUT?
Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sxxk1ttnsooooooo
you guys remember this boy?
that sounds all fine and dandy right? but what i DIDN'T tell you good readers is that it was only awesome for the novelty and story telling value of it. He was a 1/2 pump chump and not nearly as ashamed of that fact as someone should be, and we only hung out another time after wherein i confirmed that the performance was not a first time jitters thing and i would need to enlist the help of some desensitizing spray if thigns were to continue. and then he pulled a Woe Is Me I Can't Be In A Relationship. it was more than a little WTF and Um OK especially since i after i had first stated my interest about a month before all of this anyway, there was nothing but radio silence for 2-3 weeks. OK well that's all i can do, on to other things right?
Nope, he starts pursuing me and ultimately instigates all the debauchery of that particular flavor. I seriously had nothing to do with any of that- i mean, i am an ever prepared boyscout brimmed with resources and toys at any given point in time, but i wasn't even talking about my proclivities at any point in our exchanges cause it wasn't like that and it wasn't particularly important to me cause i just wanted someone to put out. i didn't initiate any of that shit, i was just using my skills of observation to figure out what the folks i'm getting nekkid with like. and despite the less than stellar actual sex, i was amused and entertained and really that's all i want most of the time.
and then after that he's done. out of no where. blah blah blah, empty explanations of thigns which have nothing to do with anything which i (correctly as it turns out) interpret as "i am so freaked out and ashamed and turned on by what a fucking deviant i truly am that i can't be with you. P.S. i'm moving back to my parents house 4 hours away cause i'm done with NY. take care!" well ok, that's all i can do and again, on to other things, right?
srsly u guys. u guys, srsly.
anyway, for some reason, out of nowhere he sends a friend request to me on myspace the other day. I decline, there's no real reason to accept it. and now this evening i get an IM from an unfamiliar, but yet not, screenname. what-the-fuckery ensues.
sheinkopt: you are away from your computer right now
SxxK1ttn: huh?
SxxK1ttn: who this be? i know who the fuck this is now you better make it worth my time to talk to you.
sheinkopt: oh you don't remember me, eh?
SxxK1ttn: i'm pretty sure i don't know you from AIM because i kind of compulsively save every screenname that i encounter
sheinkopt: well, that's true
sheinkopt: we've never talked online before
SxxK1ttn: so care to enlighten me?
sheinkopt: but we've done much more uh huh i bet i have
sheinkopt: you raped me
SxxK1ttn: yeah, i get that a lot so that's not exactly narrowing that down
sheinkopt: you shocked me
SxxK1ttn: ...
sheinkopt: you tied me up
SxxK1ttn: like i said, these are not exactly exclusive scenarios seriously guy, you really ARENT that special and you coming up with lame ways of defining our dynamic is getting boring
SxxK1ttn: haha, sorry
sheinkopt: and i thought i was special...
sheinkopt: you blogged about me
SxxK1ttn: still
sheinkopt: you fucked me in the ass
SxxK1ttn: if you've read my blog then you know you aren't the only one
SxxK1ttn: hahah, i'm really sorry, but you're going to have to be more specific. theser are all things i pretty much do god, why do i do this shit to myself. i keep thinking that people i stopped having contact with ages ago are suddenly going to provide entertainment when they come out from under their rock so i give them a chance cause there may be LOLz to be had, but nooooo.
SxxK1ttn: maybe you have a time frame?
SxxK1ttn: i'm pretty good about dates and eras of when i was involved with people
sheinkopt: last december
sheinkopt: jason
SxxK1ttn: ohh, minna and gabe's friend type person?
sheinkopt: yes
SxxK1ttn: are you here to try to convince me that i should be interested and then decide that it's not such a good diea afterwards again?
SxxK1ttn: cause i hate knowing the ending to a story
sheinkopt: no i'm here because i jerk off to you all the time and the reason why i'm suddenly popular all makes sense now, what a douche- he's definitely gonna end up on LJ again and not in a positive light
SxxK1ttn: i highly doubt that. if this were live journal i'd call Troll and Shenanigans
sheinkopt: why would you doubt that
SxxK1ttn: lets approach this from another direction: why should i not doubt it and why do you feel the need to share this with me? in other words, we are having this conversation why and care because?
SxxK1ttn: i think better answers lie in that direction
sheinkopt: because i know you had fun torturing me and it makes me hard thinking about it oh yes, what a speshul snowflake we are!
SxxK1ttn: ok and i'm supposed to do what with this information exactly? it is revelant to me how?
sheinkopt: it's not. it just turns me on talking about it
SxxK1ttn: oh ok, well i charge $9.95 a minute in that case *inner feminazi stirring, must control urge to find soapbox*
SxxK1ttn: i suggest you go high five your buddies about it, enjoy maryland or whatever it is you are doing, and continue to spare me your masturbatory habits as has been the staus quo of the last year. i assure you, i haven't been curious as to the status of your cock, i am OK with you keeping that information to yourself. or at least sharing it with more appropriate persons in your current life *opens POST TO LJ screen*
SxxK1ttn: goodnight!
--10 minutes--
sheinkopt: ha
sheinkopt: i guess i'm not special
sheinkopt: :-(
SxxK1ttn: well, that too. but more importantly, our time has long ago ended. we don't have a relationship, there is no need to forge one currently, and since i have no interest in you i have no interest in being part of your cyber wank sessions so you will jsut *go ahead and continue to do that without me
sheinkopt: but i didn't even get to wanking yet!
SxxK1ttn: yeah sounds personal
--block--
* i typoed this in the actual conversation, it should read "you will jsut HAVE TO go ahead"
i also want to point out that
1- we have never spoken on AIM, i never gave him my screenname for this so he found it out from somewhere. granted its the same everywhere, but still.
2- since he mentions my blog, again not something that i ever told about but is linked in my myspace i have to assume he got my SN from LJ. and he's reading this right now!!
3- i can provide myspace links if requested, but from my refreshing myself on who was sending friend requests i can see that he is located where he moved to still and is in a relationship. better hurry before he makes that shit private lest everyone who passes by this way go over there to point a finger and LOL!
god damn me it's times like this that make me just a little depressed because i can't stop repeating over and over in my head "the only common denominator in all your failed relationships is you" and the only halfway redeeming excuse for myself is that they aren't relationships anyway. but also that 9 out of 10 have just too much hilarity potential to pass up so i really do have to nurture that potential as a "sochul experiment" as the kids in![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
stupid_free say. oh man guys, if i only had pictures to show you you would totally understand why i was so compelled.
so in summary: everytime you read my LJ, know that there is at least one angsty, repressed, objectifying pig jew boy in Maryland furiously fapping to the paragraph you just skimmed. and now he's furiously fapping to the thought of all you knowing all about him and oh the humiliation.
i'm sorry. none of you consented to be party to someone's public humiliation and degradation fetish yet here you are knowing all to well that someone on the other side of that screen somewhere in the ether is thinking of all you strangers knowing about his inadequacies while he gets off to it. hahaa!
you guys remember this boy?
that sounds all fine and dandy right? but what i DIDN'T tell you good readers is that it was only awesome for the novelty and story telling value of it. He was a 1/2 pump chump and not nearly as ashamed of that fact as someone should be, and we only hung out another time after wherein i confirmed that the performance was not a first time jitters thing and i would need to enlist the help of some desensitizing spray if thigns were to continue. and then he pulled a Woe Is Me I Can't Be In A Relationship. it was more than a little WTF and Um OK especially since i after i had first stated my interest about a month before all of this anyway, there was nothing but radio silence for 2-3 weeks. OK well that's all i can do, on to other things right?
Nope, he starts pursuing me and ultimately instigates all the debauchery of that particular flavor. I seriously had nothing to do with any of that- i mean, i am an ever prepared boyscout brimmed with resources and toys at any given point in time, but i wasn't even talking about my proclivities at any point in our exchanges cause it wasn't like that and it wasn't particularly important to me cause i just wanted someone to put out. i didn't initiate any of that shit, i was just using my skills of observation to figure out what the folks i'm getting nekkid with like. and despite the less than stellar actual sex, i was amused and entertained and really that's all i want most of the time.
and then after that he's done. out of no where. blah blah blah, empty explanations of thigns which have nothing to do with anything which i (correctly as it turns out) interpret as "i am so freaked out and ashamed and turned on by what a fucking deviant i truly am that i can't be with you. P.S. i'm moving back to my parents house 4 hours away cause i'm done with NY. take care!" well ok, that's all i can do and again, on to other things, right?
srsly u guys. u guys, srsly.
anyway, for some reason, out of nowhere he sends a friend request to me on myspace the other day. I decline, there's no real reason to accept it. and now this evening i get an IM from an unfamiliar, but yet not, screenname. what-the-fuckery ensues.
sheinkopt: you are away from your computer right now
SxxK1ttn: huh?
SxxK1ttn: who this be? i know who the fuck this is now you better make it worth my time to talk to you.
sheinkopt: oh you don't remember me, eh?
SxxK1ttn: i'm pretty sure i don't know you from AIM because i kind of compulsively save every screenname that i encounter
sheinkopt: well, that's true
sheinkopt: we've never talked online before
SxxK1ttn: so care to enlighten me?
sheinkopt: but we've done much more uh huh i bet i have
sheinkopt: you raped me
SxxK1ttn: yeah, i get that a lot so that's not exactly narrowing that down
sheinkopt: you shocked me
SxxK1ttn: ...
sheinkopt: you tied me up
SxxK1ttn: like i said, these are not exactly exclusive scenarios seriously guy, you really ARENT that special and you coming up with lame ways of defining our dynamic is getting boring
SxxK1ttn: haha, sorry
sheinkopt: and i thought i was special...
sheinkopt: you blogged about me
SxxK1ttn: still
sheinkopt: you fucked me in the ass
SxxK1ttn: if you've read my blog then you know you aren't the only one
SxxK1ttn: hahah, i'm really sorry, but you're going to have to be more specific. theser are all things i pretty much do god, why do i do this shit to myself. i keep thinking that people i stopped having contact with ages ago are suddenly going to provide entertainment when they come out from under their rock so i give them a chance cause there may be LOLz to be had, but nooooo.
SxxK1ttn: maybe you have a time frame?
SxxK1ttn: i'm pretty good about dates and eras of when i was involved with people
sheinkopt: last december
sheinkopt: jason
SxxK1ttn: ohh, minna and gabe's friend type person?
sheinkopt: yes
SxxK1ttn: are you here to try to convince me that i should be interested and then decide that it's not such a good diea afterwards again?
SxxK1ttn: cause i hate knowing the ending to a story
sheinkopt: no i'm here because i jerk off to you all the time and the reason why i'm suddenly popular all makes sense now, what a douche- he's definitely gonna end up on LJ again and not in a positive light
SxxK1ttn: i highly doubt that. if this were live journal i'd call Troll and Shenanigans
sheinkopt: why would you doubt that
SxxK1ttn: lets approach this from another direction: why should i not doubt it and why do you feel the need to share this with me? in other words, we are having this conversation why and care because?
SxxK1ttn: i think better answers lie in that direction
sheinkopt: because i know you had fun torturing me and it makes me hard thinking about it oh yes, what a speshul snowflake we are!
SxxK1ttn: ok and i'm supposed to do what with this information exactly? it is revelant to me how?
sheinkopt: it's not. it just turns me on talking about it
SxxK1ttn: oh ok, well i charge $9.95 a minute in that case *inner feminazi stirring, must control urge to find soapbox*
SxxK1ttn: i suggest you go high five your buddies about it, enjoy maryland or whatever it is you are doing, and continue to spare me your masturbatory habits as has been the staus quo of the last year. i assure you, i haven't been curious as to the status of your cock, i am OK with you keeping that information to yourself. or at least sharing it with more appropriate persons in your current life *opens POST TO LJ screen*
SxxK1ttn: goodnight!
--10 minutes--
sheinkopt: ha
sheinkopt: i guess i'm not special
sheinkopt: :-(
SxxK1ttn: well, that too. but more importantly, our time has long ago ended. we don't have a relationship, there is no need to forge one currently, and since i have no interest in you i have no interest in being part of your cyber wank sessions so you will jsut *go ahead and continue to do that without me
sheinkopt: but i didn't even get to wanking yet!
SxxK1ttn: yeah sounds personal
--block--
* i typoed this in the actual conversation, it should read "you will jsut HAVE TO go ahead"
i also want to point out that
1- we have never spoken on AIM, i never gave him my screenname for this so he found it out from somewhere. granted its the same everywhere, but still.
2- since he mentions my blog, again not something that i ever told about but is linked in my myspace i have to assume he got my SN from LJ. and he's reading this right now!!
3- i can provide myspace links if requested, but from my refreshing myself on who was sending friend requests i can see that he is located where he moved to still and is in a relationship. better hurry before he makes that shit private lest everyone who passes by this way go over there to point a finger and LOL!
god damn me it's times like this that make me just a little depressed because i can't stop repeating over and over in my head "the only common denominator in all your failed relationships is you" and the only halfway redeeming excuse for myself is that they aren't relationships anyway. but also that 9 out of 10 have just too much hilarity potential to pass up so i really do have to nurture that potential as a "sochul experiment" as the kids in
stupid_free say. oh man guys, if i only had pictures to show you you would totally understand why i was so compelled.so in summary: everytime you read my LJ, know that there is at least one angsty, repressed, objectifying pig jew boy in Maryland furiously fapping to the paragraph you just skimmed. and now he's furiously fapping to the thought of all you knowing all about him and oh the humiliation.
i'm sorry. none of you consented to be party to someone's public humiliation and degradation fetish yet here you are knowing all to well that someone on the other side of that screen somewhere in the ether is thinking of all you strangers knowing about his inadequacies while he gets off to it. hahaa!
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Date: 2008-01-24 05:59 am (UTC)(Also - this post is very funny.)
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Date: 2008-01-24 02:24 pm (UTC)because that's really the other main motivating factor in the decision making process even when i don't necessarily want to do something.
if i had a penis, i'd be that guy who gives all guys a bad rap by fitting the "only thinks with the little head" cliche
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Date: 2008-01-24 04:51 pm (UTC)(I actually heard it referred to yesterday as "it makes my genitalia flutter", which cracked me up.)